Rainbow catcher

ganspirit:

kanmeu:

nintendofunclub:

horse-tits:

OKAY SERIOUSLY GUYS BEE MOVIE IS NOT THE WORST MOVIE THAT DREAMWORKS HAS MADE

I CANT BELIEVE

YOU COULD FORGET ABOUT

MOTHER

FUCKING

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WILL SMITH FISH

did you just call shark tale a bad movie.

at least he falls in love with another fucking fish

Shark tale is a beautiful movie fuck off

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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pizzaforpresident:

All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me

pizzaforpresident:

All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me

Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

mariowiki:

Some gay ass nerd: Luigi is a bad character

Me:

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Gay ass nerd: Holy shit