idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them
Paul McCartney & Mick Jagger
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets
i am neither boy or girl i am punk rock
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
Another dinner spent all baaa myself.
sometimes my family is around me while i’m on tumblr and i don’t really know how to explain to them what i’m looking at
buttercup looks like Hitler
MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.