this bananana look like a dolphin? i ate a bandolphin? i was gunna put this in my butthole and it could’ve swam around like the bandolphin that it is without a care in the world. i ate it. it’s dead.
Are you fucking stoned
at first i was like: dude, how big is your cat?!
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If you played with Barbies,
Slip N’ Slide,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
This weeks American hero.