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this bananana look like a dolphin? i ate a bandolphin? i was gunna put this in my butthole and it could’ve swam around like the bandolphin that it is without a care in the world. i ate it. it’s dead.
Are you fucking stoned
at first i was like: dude, how big is your cat?!
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